youre lurking in front of me
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
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the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
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His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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