return my video game
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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