Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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