i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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