they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Randomize
