i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
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I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
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i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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