so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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