He asked me if I "almost moaned"
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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