you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
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and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
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Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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