he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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