You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
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I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
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Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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