i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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