I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
So squirting runs in the family.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I believe in your delicious
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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