it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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