you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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