Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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