It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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