We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
We had sex on a dog bed..
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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