Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
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I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
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If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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