i just had sex bonerless
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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