I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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