I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
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