You're completely useless in the revolution.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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