Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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