And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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