My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
ok first of all what the fuck
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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