Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
She's the barista slut.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
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Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
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I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
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..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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