Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
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Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
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Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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