That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Randomize
