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This girl is very crazy

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She's one of those compassionate ppl

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So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her

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(586): This girl is very crazy (586): She's one of those compassionate ppl (586): So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her http://tfl.nu/xowa

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so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.

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What...you let him do that?

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It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow

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(650): so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow. (415): What...you let him do that? (650): It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow http://tfl.nu/aum0

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(925): View more from California

is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her

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(925): is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her http://tfl.nu/rdgr

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(817): View more from Texas

youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?

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(817): youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy? http://tfl.nu/kdio

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(720): View more from Colorado

I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.

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(720): I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch. http://tfl.nu/l2v2

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(253): View more from Washington

i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?

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(253): i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class? http://tfl.nu/um7r

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(203): View more from Connecticut

You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.

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(203): You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly. http://tfl.nu/n1s3

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The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.

(928): View more from Arizona

wow.

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But it's a REALLY good back rub.

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(815): The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub. (928): wow. (815): But it's a REALLY good back rub. http://tfl.nu/3vfg

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(631): View more from New York

we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms

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(631): we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms http://tfl.nu/2gis

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(970): View more from Colorado

Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me

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(970): Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me http://tfl.nu/64e5

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(404): View more from Georgia

I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.

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Your friend and I already don't get along

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(404): I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend. (734): Your friend and I already don't get along http://tfl.nu/d3pe

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.

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(401): You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous. http://tfl.nu/cb7r

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(406): View more from Montana

All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off

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(406): All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off http://tfl.nu/72k1

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(931): View more from Tennessee

ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT

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(931): ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT http://tfl.nu/g173

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(330): View more from Ohio

i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense

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(330): i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense http://tfl.nu/4n80

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