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(818): View more from California

he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....

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(818): he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was.... http://tfl.nu/srrx

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I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.

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(502): I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party. http://tfl.nu/23sk

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(361): View more from Texas

is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?

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not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning

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(361): is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time? (702): not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning http://tfl.nu/nxoz

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I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back

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(+44): I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back http://tfl.nu/kyt1

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(308): View more from Nebraska

i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .

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(308): i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj . http://tfl.nu/vtaw

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(518): View more from New York

Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.

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(518): Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag. http://tfl.nu/o75p

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.

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(615): I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us. http://tfl.nu/3t30

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.

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(570): just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands. http://tfl.nu/q7ak

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I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.

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(402): I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong. http://tfl.nu/dijt

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me

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(203): I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me http://tfl.nu/e1ma

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God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.

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(816): God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency. http://tfl.nu/hky6

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I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.

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(310): I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it. http://tfl.nu/9g38

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Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.

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(859): Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down. http://tfl.nu/u8oc

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Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.

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(605): Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat. http://tfl.nu/bfhd

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(775): View more from Nevada

she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much

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you puked ON HER

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(775): she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much (702): you puked ON HER http://tfl.nu/qqj0

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