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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college

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(508): I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college http://tfl.nu/po1d

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im having a threesome with these popsicles

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(805): im having a threesome with these popsicles http://tfl.nu/tuy7

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet

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(610): There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet http://tfl.nu/0mzt

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you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.

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(505): you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage. http://tfl.nu/iczm

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(765): View more from Indiana

A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.

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(765): A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this. http://tfl.nu/a7q9

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta

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(337): Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta http://tfl.nu/2wvh

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i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems

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(609): i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems http://tfl.nu/8tgm

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(804): View more from Virginia

I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.

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pants will make it better? really?

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(804): I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand. (1-804): pants will make it better? really? http://tfl.nu/cx1r

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(585): View more from New York

Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.

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(585): Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future. http://tfl.nu/yjl5

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(229): View more from Georgia

As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.

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(229): As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win. http://tfl.nu/omjw

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(905): View more from Ontario

I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers

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(905): I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers http://tfl.nu/jbgt

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Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.

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(479): Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical. http://tfl.nu/g3fg

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They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..

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(306): They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult.. http://tfl.nu/9g45

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He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.

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(727): He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest. http://tfl.nu/r7wh

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We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.

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(423): We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers. http://tfl.nu/yz9j

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