I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
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Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
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What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway