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• (212): View more from New York

  Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.

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• (315): View more from New York

  What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?

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  His step dad chiming in on the jokes.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Your life is quite full of dick lately.

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  It really is!

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• (518): View more from New York

  He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.

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