And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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