I wish I could teleport
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
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he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
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using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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