also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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