I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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