my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
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I wish i was in the wii world.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
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I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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