After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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