New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
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Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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