i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
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As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
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Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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