sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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