I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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