Hey man sorry I got all grabby
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
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Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
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Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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