The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
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I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
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I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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