so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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