the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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