Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
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Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
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Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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