yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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