Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Come on in and take your pants off
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