I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
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Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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