I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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