she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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