this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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