Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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