real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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