He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
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It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
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Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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