Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
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