That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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