Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
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when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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