This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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