Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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