So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
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In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
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I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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