worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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