can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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